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Episode 1: "All Things Funny" with Sean Patrick
Episode 1: "All Things Funny" with Sean Patrick
Episode 1: "All Things Funny" with Sean Patrick
Comedian Sean Patrick joins me for "ALL Things Funny," discussing various topics and seeing who we can offend. We speak about things that make us cringe, the zodiac, money pieces, Matt Rife, attractions, kitten fishing, trash bars, bug eyes, and catching a frozen pizza on fire. And according to Sean, "Nothing is off limits" Enjoy this episode and let us know your feedback.
Episode 2: "Going Down Deep"
Episode 1: "All Things Funny" with Sean Patrick
Episode 1: "All Things Funny" with Sean Patrick
We're going deep into the Titan Submarine, Natalia Grace, Armie Hammer, a woman leaving her boyfriend for dead after a hide-and-seek game turns deadly, unsolicited pics, Mike Tyson, and free hotdogs at a strip club.
Episode 3: "Going Off the Rails"
Episode 1: "All Things Funny" with Sean Patrick
Episode 3: "Going Off the Rails"
I'm going to go off the rails here." And here we go. Sean opens up after a listener's email on why he is single. I play a game of agree or disagree. Zodiac is back, poison men I have dated, pick up lines that women are over, and everything off the rails. Enjoy!
Episode 4: "All Things Trending"
Episode 4: "All Things Trending"
Episode 3: "Going Off the Rails"
Sean and Natalie answering some listener questions that make Sean uncomfortable: prank phone calls, Britney Spears, The Barbie movie, TikTok trending videos, and food.
Episode 5: "You Gotta Edit That"
Episode 4: "All Things Trending"
Episode 5: "You Gotta Edit That"
Sean takes control over this week's episode- kidnapping, human trafficking, gym foes, hoes, and all things I need to edit.
Episode 6: "Dustin Cole"
Episode 4: "All Things Trending"
Episode 5: "You Gotta Edit That"
Comedian Dustin Cole joins us to discuss his career and highlights along the way.
Episode 7: "Pause This"
Episode 8: "Why We Have No Friends"
Episode 8: "Why We Have No Friends"
Enjoy this improv episode of inappropriate Sean content. This episode contains a little of everything.
Episode 8: "Why We Have No Friends"
Episode 8: "Why We Have No Friends"
Episode 8: "Why We Have No Friends"
Fights, festivals, food, stick people, psychics, ghosts, and whatever else gets brought up.
Episode 9: "Brutual Truths"
Episode 8: "Why We Have No Friends"
Episode 9: "Brutual Truths"
Mr. Celebrity Sean is back from his show and high on a pedestal. Mix that with some Zoloft, whiskey, and brutal truths, and you have an excellent variety of a show.
Episode 10: "The Hangover"
Episode 10: "The Hangover"
Episode 9: "Brutual Truths"
We discuss topics such as Britney Spears, the importance of looks, people who conceal their phones, "size", and women who refer to their partners as "dude" and "bro." Meanwhile, Sean is recovering from his birthday festivities.
Episode 11: "A Day Late"
Episode 10: "The Hangover"
Episode 12: "Welcome Back"
In the latest episode #11, which is slightly delayed, a variety of intriguing topics were discussed. These included the outcome of a chili cook-off, the sentimental value of a family photo, Delta Airlines, an unfortunate baby name, toxic behavior, cheating, and the harsh realities of certain subjects that are best left unspoken. However, the standout moment was when Sean revealed that he struggles with the spelling of Mississippi.
Episode 12: "Welcome Back"
Episode 10: "The Hangover"
Episode 12: "Welcome Back"
In this week's episode, we are excited to welcome back Sean, who had been absent for a few weeks. We start with catching up with Sean and his mysterious disappearance. Then, we dive into the latest trending topics, including Britney Spears' ongoing breakdown, TikTok, the new Goosebumps series, and spooky stories about ghosts. Also, stay tuned for some exciting new podcasts coming!
Episode 13: "Bring the Holy Water"
Episode 13: "Bring the Holy Water"
Episode 13: "Bring the Holy Water"
Sean and I delve into a range of intriguing and sometimes taboo subjects. From the latest viral videos on TikTok to the legacy of the legendary Tupac, from the twisted minds of serial killers to the intricacies of mental health, from the strangest addictions to the pitfalls of judgmental thinking, and even the purported powers of sage, we leave no stone unturned. Brace yourself, as some of the topics we explore might require the use of holy water.
Episode 14: "Serial Killers"
Episode 13: "Bring the Holy Water"
Episode 13: "Bring the Holy Water"
Please tune in to find out who we chose! In our latest podcast episode, Sean and I discuss two serial killers. The content is disturbing, so trigger a warning. Sean's humor adds a unique twist to the discussion. Tune in to find out who we chose! Happy Halloween!
Episode 15: "The Birthday"
Episode 13: "Bring the Holy Water"
Episode 16: "The Drug Interaction"
In the 15th episode of our series, it happens to be my birthday, and Sean, as usual, gives me a hard time. Despite that, I am gifted some lovely presents at work, which make my day even more special. Sean, in his attempt to be a human, gives me some romantic advice which, unfortunately, is not very helpful.
Episode 16: "The Drug Interaction"
Episode 16: "The Drug Interaction"
Episode 16: "The Drug Interaction"
In episode 16, I had a difficult time focusing on the discussion because of a mixture of Benadryl and whiskey that left me feeling groggy and unproductive. Despite my condition, Sean's humorous interpretation of a corn popper kept me engaged and disgusted. I couldn't help but think that Travis Barker's child's name was quite ridiculous and it made me question why people exist. I also expressed my excitement with a cheer for "purple rain" upon hearing about Prince's upcoming auction. In addition, the segment on famous crimes that occurred in November throughout history was both intriguing and informative.
Episode 17: "The Witness"
Episode 16: "The Drug Interaction"
Episode 18: "Asperger's Who?"
So, in Episode 17, Sean starts off by going on about how annoyed he is with reckless drivers and people having too much time on their hands. Later on, we hear from a witness who confirms suspicions about the security guards at work. There's even a story about a guy who gets plastic surgery to look like Britney Spears! A death in Chipotle parking lot and Snoop Dog! We also hear about the struggles of husband number two with second-grade homework. Towards the end of the episode, we get into some true crime stories that went down in November.
Episode 18: "Asperger's Who?"
Episode 16: "The Drug Interaction"
Episode 18: "Asperger's Who?"
In the 18th episode of our show, Sean takes some time to address some hate mail that we've received. Additionally, we delve into the world of the supernatural as Sean gets a diagnosis from a medium. In terms of entertainment news, we cover the latest happenings with Diddy and Bieber. We also take a look at some interesting proposals that have been made, as well as a shocking murder that took place in Korea. To add some excitement to the mix, we play a thrilling game of answer or die, and Sean's favorite segment, give two words, makes an appearance as well. We understand that some of these topics may seem absurd, but our goal is to provide a laughter-filled and enjoyable space for our listeners to tune in and have some fun.
Episode 19: "The Big Head"
Episode 21: "Come in Peace"
Episode 19: "The Big Head"
In the 19th episode of our podcast, we started by reading a few emails from our listeners. Sean was pleasantly surprised and felt validated by the feedback, but I was the one with the big head. We then moved on to discuss the latest happenings in the world of music and pop culture. As always, we played our popular game of two-word reaction, where Sean shared his immediate thoughts on various topics. We also took a moment to pay tribute to the tragic deaths of two legendary musicians - John Lennon and Dimebag Darrell.
Episode 20: "The Bait"
Episode 21: "Come in Peace"
Episode 19: "The Big Head"
Welcome to the latest episode, where we discuss some listener emails where I make sex noises, Sean is dreamy, and somebody hates us. Tinder date disaster? Let's say someone got a little too lit - literally. And wait, don't get us started on Diddy's fourth lawsuit. Sir, can you chill for a second? Someone- throws a full-on baby fit and launches their Chipotle bowl at a poor 17-year-old.
And finally, we wrap things up with our two-word challenge, where Sean always impresses. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the hilarity that is Sean.
Episode 21: "Come in Peace"
Episode 21: "Come in Peace"
Episode 22: "The One That Sucked"
During our latest podcast episode, we delved into a variety of interesting topics. One of which was a hilarious diagnosis that one of our listeners gave to our co-host, Sean. The listener suggested that Sean might be a narcissistic player, which led us to wonder if he had a scorned past lover. We then discussed a disturbing story about a couple who extorted money from an elderly gentleman that ended in a tragic outcome. Additionally, we spoke about a man who sang to a judge in hopes of reducing his sentence, and Ginuwine addressed Britney Spears' recent memoir. To add some excitement, we play the two-word challenge, which Sean successfully completed while revealing some interesting previously hidden information.
Episode 22: "The One That Sucked"
Episode 23: "The Bolton Experience"
Episode 22: "The One That Sucked"
Episode 22 of our podcast is finally out, and we're thrilled to welcome Sean back from his two-week hiatus. We've got some amazing stories to share with you, including one where I'm unwittingly “sucked” into revealing someone's wild New Year's Eve night. Plus, two word challenge and answer or die.
Episode 23: "The Bolton Experience"
Episode 23: "The Bolton Experience"
Episode 23: "The Bolton Experience"
Episode 23 of our podcast is out now, and it's the perfect way to kick off the new year! We have some fantastic segments lined up for you - Sean will be reading out some interesting listener emails, we'll be playing our famous two-word challenge, and we'll be answering some tough questions in our "answer or die" segment.
But that's not all - we also have some juicy stories to share! You won't believe what happened when a man got aggressive at a McDonald's in honor of his wife, and we'll be discussing 50 Cent's massive New Year's resolution for 2024. Our thoughts and prayers are with Michael Bolton.
Episode 24: "Pure Happiness"
Episode 23: "The Bolton Experience"
Episode 23: "The Bolton Experience"
Get ready for an exciting episode! We'll dive into the latest gossip on Larsa Pippen and Marcus Jordan, and you won't miss a creator who ate nothing but Costco hotdogs for an entire week. Plus, we'll share how Suzanne Somers is still giving her widow signs of her presence nearby. And that's not all! Our very own Sean will answer some burning questions you won't want to miss, including some private moments.
Episode 25: "Love Potion No. Titos"
Episode 25: "Love Potion No. Titos"
Episode 25: "Love Potion No. Titos"
Today's episode is extra special and extra long as we have a surprise guest - the one and only Mr. Titos! Brace yourselves because Sean is all set to take things up a notch. We'll be sharing some personal stories and reading out listener emails, so stay tuned till the end. And that's not all; we have some crazy news stories lined up for you - a man who lived with his dead wife in an RV for six years, a man with 97 children, and Scott Peterson, who is getting another trial. And a teacher tries to poison her husband creatively.
Episode 26: "The Security"
Episode 25: "Love Potion No. Titos"
Episode 25: "Love Potion No. Titos"
I had an unpleasant experience in today's episode. Sean played a game of 'answer or die' with me and used some words that I didn't appreciate. He also delved into my personal life, revealing some of my "security" details. I am sure it will be entertaining for the viewers, but it made me uncomfortable. The most interesting part of the episode was when a man pretended to be a UPS worker and arrived in a blue Nissan.
Episode 27: "The Losers"
Episode 25: "Love Potion No. Titos"
Episode 28: "Bloody Valentine"
In today's episode, we have a lot of amusing news and interesting emails to share. During the show, we found out that we are considered losers and unappealing individuals, and I was Michael Jackson'd "Somebody's Watching Me" at Walmart. Sean was particularly enthusiastic about the "two words" game and the "answer or die" challenge. We also learned that Sean is a good ghost and a future caddy daddy.
Episode 28: "Bloody Valentine"
Episode 28: "Bloody Valentine"
Episode 28: "Bloody Valentine"
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's Valentine's Day, and we have something special for you! Our episode is filled with heartwarming emails and romantic bloody stories to make your day even more special. But that's not all - we're also putting Sean on the spot for your entertainment. So grab your loved one or cat, and get ready to feel the love! (Or the awkwardness, depending on how Sean does.)
Episode 29: "The Gold Star"
Episode 28: "Bloody Valentine"
Episode 29: "The Gold Star"
Sean has returned from his show and seems eager to continue offending people. In this episode, we share stories of individuals who have lost their limbs. Additionally, Sean is tasked with answering personal questions or facing dire consequences. Sean even scolds me like a child and refuses to allow me to make a prank call.
Episode 30: "Cold Heart"
Episode 28: "Bloody Valentine"
Episode 29: "The Gold Star"
In this episode, Sean begins with going through some fan emails. It's a beautiful day outside, but Sean seems stuck inside doing his work like a kid being punished. Despite my efforts, it doesn't seem like anything will motivate him. Nonetheless, I enjoyed trying. So, enjoy some killer news, 2-words, and Sean’s monotone voice.
Episode 31: "Sliding Doors"
Episode 33: "The Diddler & Fiddler"
Episode 32: "Downward Spiral"
In this episode, we began with a sweet peach Crown Royal sip, but things turned sour as the episode progressed. By the end of it, the tone had become dark. However, amidst all the ups and downs, one thing remained consistent - everyone's favorite two words
Episode 32: "Downward Spiral"
Episode 33: "The Diddler & Fiddler"
Episode 32: "Downward Spiral"
In Episode 32 ( wow, can you believe it?), we have five emails containing various topics, such as disliking my laugh and requesting verification of Sean's magnum. We also discussed some exciting news stories, including a baby found in an Amazon box, the use of fart spray, and Madonna's request for a standing ovation from a fan in a wheelchair.
Episode 33: "The Diddler & Fiddler"
Episode 33: "The Diddler & Fiddler"
Episode 33: "The Diddler & Fiddler"
In this episode, we have a special segment halfway through where we discuss the recent allegations against P Diddy, “Diddler,” and a Nickelodeon “Fiddler.” You won't want to miss this episode, which features an intense answer or die and an exorcism.
Episode 34: "The Dual"
Episode 36: "Insights and Incidents"
Episode 33: "The Diddler & Fiddler"
Welcome back! Sean has a surprise for us—we're playing the "Two-Word" challenge again. Later, I challenged Sean with some horror trivia, and while we were chatting, I realized that our recap from last week was pretty boring. So, we decided to give you an improved recap for free! We hope you enjoy it!
Episode 35: "The Double Darkness"
Episode 36: "Insights and Incidents"
Episode 36: "Insights and Incidents"
Episode #35 is here, and we're back in Sean-style, albeit a day late. We begin with some short emails before diving into some horror trivia. However, Sean starts off by telling me that I was a bitch on last week's episode. I give Sean some "would you rathers" where he can explain his choices. We talk about OJ Simpson, Margot Robbie, Starbucks, the conjoined twins, poison Lunchables, and some crazy crime stories. And as luck would have it, you get the 3rd episode of "Quiet on the Set" at the end.
Episode 36: "Insights and Incidents"
Episode 36: "Insights and Incidents"
Episode 36: "Insights and Incidents"
In this episode, I interrogate Sean with personal questions, and Sean reveals the inspiration behind starting this project and the challenges faced along the way. We discuss all-time favorite episodes and the podcasts from which he draws inspiration.
I also capture Sean's lighter side, recounting how he met his girlfriend and their first date. Was it sparks at first sight or just awkward bumbling at a buffet? Don't miss out on a humorous segment where Sean and I exchange stories about everyday oddities—from attempting to parallel park in tight spots to the comedy of mispronunciations at fancy restaurants.
We also recap the final episode of Quiet on the Set Episode 4: Too Close to the Sun.
Episode 37: "Ugly Hearts"
Episode 39: "Grandma's McFlurry"
Episode 38: "Déjà Vu Salope"
In the 37th episode, Sean and Natalie engage in an interesting and entertaining conversation covering a wide range of topics, which includes a hate email. Natalie is dealing with nicotine withdrawal symptoms, which led to some funny moments of forgetfulness and mispronunciations. This episode offers a perfect mix of light-hearted banter and informative segments including kissing cousins, grimace, nail salon wars, and trigger a warning- KITTENS!!!
Episode 38: "Déjà Vu Salope"
Episode 39: "Grandma's McFlurry"
Episode 38: "Déjà Vu Salope"
In Episode 38 “Déjà Vu Salope (already seen bitch), we dive into a roundup of bizarre and jaw-dropping news stories. The episode kicks off with peculiar stories from Michigan, including the return of the "Prettiest Butthole" competition – finally, a beauty pageant for the underappreciated! We also uncover unusual criminal behavior in a fast-food restaurant – turns out the Hamburglar has some competition. Shocking crime stories feature a mother who cyberbullied her own daughter – tough love is taken to a whole new level, and a woman who poisoned her husband's coffee – talk about a bitter brew!
Episode 39: "Grandma's McFlurry"
Episode 39: "Grandma's McFlurry"
Episode 39: "Grandma's McFlurry"
Sean has pulled off another round of his infamous prank calls, this time targeting both McDonald's and another strip club. The resulting chaos was so entertaining that we completely forgot to cover our usual news stories. However, I can assure you that this episode is not to be missed, especially for the side-splitting listener emails. Be prepared to laugh until it hurts!
Episode 40: "Emails Gone Wild"
Episode 42: "No One Puts Mijo in a Corner!"
Episode 39: "Grandma's McFlurry"
In this wild episode of "The Comedian and The Therapist," Sean dives into the wacky world of listener emails. We're tackling Britney Spears' failed attempt at a jewelry heist, where she hilariously ended up with nothing but an empty jewelry box. The "Home Alone" house is on the market for a jaw-dropping $5.25 million—Kevin McCallister must have invested in gold-plated doorknobs. Sean “Diddy” Combs' old assault video has resurfaced, giving us all a not-so-magical throwback, while David Copperfield faces a magical mess of misconduct allegations that even he can't make disappear. An Ohio billionaire plans to dive to the Titanic to prove he's no scaredy-cat—because what's a billion dollars if you can't flex on the ocean? To top it off, we've got some horror trivia and awkward questions to keep the laughs rolling.
Episode 41: "The Change-Up"
Episode 42: "No One Puts Mijo in a Corner!"
Episode 42: "No One Puts Mijo in a Corner!"
In this episode, Sean dives into some fascinating listener emails, including a spooky TikTok ghost story. We explore the idea that alcohol could be a gateway to negative spirits, discussing how it might trap you in a low vibrational state. We also discuss a viral TikTok video about mall simulations and attractive people.
The episode takes a serious turn with an update on the Scott Peterson case, where we discuss recent developments and new evidence that could potentially clear his name.
On the lighter side, we've got some exciting food news that's sure to make your taste buds tingle: Taco Bell's collaboration with Cheez-Its to create cheesy, crunchy menu items. Get ready for a flavor explosion!
We sprinkle in some improv fun, comedy Q&A, and horror trivia, including questions about popular horror films like "Get Out" and "Misery." Finally, we debunk some common myths, adding both factual and humorous takes.
Also, don't forget to check out our completely revamped website and new merchandise for purchase! The website is available below!
Email- natalie@thecomedianthetherapist.com
Website- www.thecomedianthetherapist.com
Episode 42: "No One Puts Mijo in a Corner!"
Episode 42: "No One Puts Mijo in a Corner!"
Episode 42: "No One Puts Mijo in a Corner!"
Apologies for the sound quality in this episode! Sean's mic was accidentally off during recording, and Natalie spent 12 hours fixing the audio rather than telling him and risking Sean's wrath. In this episode, Sean takes over, hence the episode's title! They hilariously debate whether it's okay to snoop through your partner's phone, discuss long-distance relationships, and ponder if marriage is just an excuse for a fancy party. Sean also shares a joke he wishes he had written, giving his unfiltered take on cancel culture in comedy. They wrap up with a rapid-fire round on lights on or off, handcuffs (kinky or clunky?), and beach vs. mountain getaways. Also, our website is launching merch this Friday!
Episode 43: "Sound Check"
Episode 45: "Fireworks, Humming, and Merch That's Coming"
Episode 44: "Watermelon Rebellion"
In this episode, Sean discusses addressing sound issues with the help of Natalie’s son and celebrating the podcast's one-year anniversary. They provide updates on the website and merchandise, read listener emails, and delve into urban legends and superstitions, including The Midnight Game, birds flying into windows, crossing fingers for good luck, and Black-Eyed Children. The episode also features the "True or False" news segment, thought-provoking "What's Your View?" discussion questions, Friday Trivia, a speed round of quick questions, and an improv story game. They close the episode with special thanks to their listeners for their support over the past year.
Episode 44: "Watermelon Rebellion"
Episode 45: "Fireworks, Humming, and Merch That's Coming"
Episode 44: "Watermelon Rebellion"
This episode of The Comedian and The Therapist plunges into a mix of shocking true crime stories and lighthearted debates. We kick off with the baffling tale of Sherri Papini, a California woman who faked her kidnapping.
Switching gears, the episode also dives into some thought-provoking 'This or That' questions on social media judgments, vaccination rights, and the nature of love, offering listeners a chance to contemplate life's deeper questions.
Amidst these intense discussions, we lighten the mood with celebrity updates, including a recent incident involving Justin Timberlake and a controversial move by P. Diddy.
Remember to check out our website for more information and explore our merchandise.
Check out the new podcast "The Therapist and The Theorist" New episodes drop on Mondays wherever you get your podcasts!
Episode 45: "Fireworks, Humming, and Merch That's Coming"
Episode 45: "Fireworks, Humming, and Merch That's Coming"
Episode 45: "Fireworks, Humming, and Merch That's Coming"
Just when you think things couldn't get any crazier, Sean has come up with a t-shirt merch idea that's so inappropriate that we had to double-check the legalities. Additionally, I'm excited to share details about my new podcast, "The Therapist and The Theorist." We'll be discussing the tragic deaths of Brandon Lee and Matthew Perry. Sean also tries his hand at “Next Friday” movie trivia. I've heard through the grapevine that Sean has the voice of an angel, but will he let us listen to it? Tune in for some laughs and deep conversations about life’s big questions!
Episode 46: "Chuckle, Cringe, or Congratulate"
Episode 46: "Chuckle, Cringe, or Congratulate"
Episode 45: "Fireworks, Humming, and Merch That's Coming"
In this episode of "The Comedian and The Therapist," we explore the quirky world of social media with our game, "Chuckle, Cringe, or Congratulate?" We'll discuss everything from marathon training updates to AI profile pictures, relationship status changes, and impulsive haircuts. We'll touch on spooky superstitions, share some quirky trivia, and tackle tricky ethical dilemmas along the way. We'll also wrap up with a quick-fire speed round of revealing questions. Get ready for an engaging mix of humor, insight, and a few surprises!
Sean's Scary Shit Stories
The Night Hag
The Curse of the Crying Boy Painting
Skinwalker Ranch
The Island of Dolls (La Isla de las Muñecas)
Episode 47: "Catch Me Outside"
Episode 46: "Chuckle, Cringe, or Congratulate"
Episode 48: "You're My Lobster"
In the latest episode of 'The Comedian and The Therapist,' we delve into the fashion world's latest oddity: shirts with printed-on sweat stains that are selling for a whopping $350. We'll also catch up with the "Catch Me Outside" girl from Dr. Phil, who is now making over $57 million from her OnlyFans. Additionally, Sean brings another chilling segment of "Sean's Scary Stories," featuring the eerie Wendigo legend and the infamous Bell Witch haunting. Don't miss our thought-provoking questions, ethical dilemmas in 'What Would You Do?', and some humorous deathbed confessions that will leave you both laughing and cringing.
Episode 48: "You're My Lobster"
Episode 46: "Chuckle, Cringe, or Congratulate"
Episode 48: "You're My Lobster"
In this episode, we discuss a variety of emails from our listeners that provoke everything from laughter to serious reflection. Our "Chuckle, Cringe, or Congratulate" segment explores controversial opinions and tough love advice that challenge societal norms and personal responsibility. Sean shares chilling tales in "Sean's Scary Shit," including the infamous Enfield Poltergeist and the eerie Greenbrier Ghost. We then lighten the mood with "Laugh or Cry?" where unexpected party mishaps and culinary catastrophes lead to humorous yet relatable scenarios. Our trivia rounds and "What Would You Do?" questions provoke thought and debate, while the "Speed Round" reveals our most candid and vulnerable moments. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions and intriguing discussions!
#49 "Hurt People Hurt People"
Check out the latest episode of "The Comedian and The Therapist" for a thrilling ride! Sean delves into spine-tingling listener emails and shares the inside scoop on Spencer's quirky merch. Discover mind-boggling stats like 1 in 4 adults remaining single for life and groundbreaking cancer vaccine trials in England. Also, learn how just two nights of poor sleep can age you by four years. Don't miss our "Chuckle, Cringe, or Congratulate" segment, where we dissect bold statements and actions – from petty revenge to cutting ties with toxic family members – and decide whether to chuckle, cringe, or congratulate each scenario.